MSN Communicator Chat

K [8:12 AM]:
you were hilarious last night. you kept saying the strangest things when you woke up
Me [8:13 AM]:
hahaha i think i remember you laughing at me several times
K [8:13 AM]:
yeah my favorite: you: Did you get those windshield wiper blades working ok? me: no, what are you talking about? you: the ones from Philip Seymour Hoffman
K [8:15 AM]:
you also asked me how I was doing organizing that dance on 1st street

Google chat

Jessica: well the fact is emotions are involved

he likes-me likes me!

like middle school style

Communicator Chat

Me [1:39 PM]:
ill get directions before we start drinking
Her [1:40 PM]:
well i'm not giving them to you. you need some incentive not to ditch
me for a sorostitute
Me [1:41 PM]:
hahahaha.
Me [1:41 PM]:
ok

me: what u doing to occupy your time these days?

her: a lot of knitting

me: nice.

her: i just finished a steering wheel cover

me: holy shit

Facebook Message to a Friend in Greenhouse

Sitting in Greenhouse with a hangover? You have no idea what kind of memories that brings back. I had some great fucking times in that house. For the past two weeks I've had no internet here. I could check my email at the library, but every time I logged onto facebook, the browser would crash. So that sucked. Ya know this comic? http://xkcd.com/466/
Yeah it was pretty much like that. The plus side of it is now I have two weeks of webcomics to read all at once. Fuck yeah.

The other thing I have given up for the past two weeks is alcohol. Which has sucked. But I really want to reduce my tolerance, because its been getting expensive to drink. Hopefully, with another two weeks of sobriety, I can get back off the wagon in style.

So on wednesday, I learned how to drive a combine harvester. That was pretty excellent. It looked just like this one. --> http://www.deere.com/en_US/newsroom/media/images/2007/releases/farmersandranchers/highres/70series_combine.jpg

So how is green house this year? Have you been to any of Kastango's parties? I miss those too.

Hope your Saturday night is going well! Drink for the both of us will ya?
-t

Texting a Friend in Lancaster, PA

Me:
So I've spent all the whole day unpacking. Its really lonely, and no internet. All I can think about is: will the first sex I have here be any good? Is that weird?

Her:
I don't even know what to say to that. How do u like it so far?

From a friend in PA with world's coolest hair

haha tell ur sister i'm jealous!
my schedule fell apart because i have to retake calc 2... so you know how it goes. i'm a physics major. i did know about the wall, a friend of a friend worked at it last year, but for whatever dumb reason i never went. totally planning on hitting it up this year.
i'll haveta check out that tour.
driving tractors till they break... THAT'S A JOB!? no fair man!!