Tuesday, June 16, 2009

T [10:10 AM]:
so this morning before work i changed my twitter location and time
zone to tehran so that i could mess with the iranian censors.
K [11:40 AM]:
if you get pulled into a sharia court, I am so not posting your bail

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Email to my Dad

Hey Dad,
Rode my bike to Bettendorf last night (about 10 miles away) to go drink and play ultimate frisbee with some friends. We were having a great time until the skies openned up and it started raining like crazy. We (the people on bikes) sought refuge in a mexican resteraunt for a while. But at 9:45, already passed my nominal bedtime, it still hadn't let up. Knowing I had a very important meeting at 7AM this morning, I ended up biking three miles to a friend's house and sleeping in Bettendorf. This morning I was up at 4:15am and on my bike shortly thereafter. The rain had still not stopped, but at that point I had no choice but to pedal back to Rock Island. Made it home shortly before 5am, my regularly scheduled wake up time. So I'm forced to admit that I am flagging a bit this afternoon. But I must comment on how nice the roads were, or rather would have been without rain, at 4am. No traffic. No yelling. It was actually a great time to ride. Just next time I do it, I'm going to check the weather first.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

chat with john

John [1:52 PM]:
everytime he and i go out for dinner or something they always combine the check
John [1:52 PM]:
it's funny
John [1:52 PM]:
we give off a gay vibe

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Communicator Chat

Her [11:23 AM]:
although I had nic convinced for a bit last night that there was a philosophical theory called scrotum's theory of ball relativity
Her [11:24 AM]:
it was going ok until I said that Mr. Scrotum's name was Richard

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

MSN Communicator Chat

K [8:12 AM]:
you were hilarious last night. you kept saying the strangest things when you woke up
Me [8:13 AM]:
hahaha i think i remember you laughing at me several times
K [8:13 AM]:
yeah my favorite: you: Did you get those windshield wiper blades working ok? me: no, what are you talking about? you: the ones from Philip Seymour Hoffman
K [8:15 AM]:
you also asked me how I was doing organizing that dance on 1st street

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Google chat

Jessica: well the fact is emotions are involved
he likes-me likes me!
like middle school style

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Communicator Chat

Me [1:39 PM]:
ill get directions before we start drinking
Her [1:40 PM]:
well i'm not giving them to you. you need some incentive not to ditch
me for a sorostitute
Me [1:41 PM]:
Me [1:41 PM]: