Text Message to Baltimore

Just got back from sailing. Got out there, put up the spinnaker [type of sail], and then the wind died. This may or may not be a metaphor for my life.

Email to my sister

Yes but I have MOAT Hoffman Weiss, some Dogfish Head Pesche, some Rogue American Ale, and some Sam Smith Nutbrown Ale. All burning a hole in my refrigerator so to speak.

From a Facebook message to a friend in PA

So I've been sailing in Maine for the past few days. Anyways, on Thursday, I went below and took a nap. I had this dream that we got in an argument. I think it was about baseball. Anyways, it ended when you pushed me off the boat/hot air balloon.

In an email from a friend in Lancaster

I'm glad to hear that you're enjoying all of your mountain adventures. I wish I had more time to do that kind of stuff. Take advantage of it while you can! Soon you'll be living in the middle of nowhere. :-P