From an email to friend in Baltimore

So I am now a bonafide redneck fo shizzle. In the space of today, I have learned how to ride a horse, shoot a pistol, and do a cake walk, courtesy of the Baptist Church Freedom (Isn't Free) Festival. Tomorrow I am learning to drive a tractor. How is your internship going so far? If its hotter in Baltimore than it is in South Georgia, I'll eat my cowboy hat. Actually, no. I just checked the weather and I believe you.